1. rickyhitler:

All hail the brick-phone

    rickyhitler:

    All hail the brick-phone

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  2. niconiconomicon:

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

zoro from one piece

    niconiconomicon:

    halloweevee:

    ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

    zoro from one piece

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  3. hotboysofficial:

    "I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

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  4. mrsweasley:

    jebiwonkenobi:

    I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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  7. ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

Source / More Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

    ultrafacts:

    zombiekittensandmadscientists:

    comoausente:

    aperturedalek64:

    ironicpeaches:

    aperturedalek64:

    cant-think-of-anything-creative:

    ultrafacts:

    SourceMore Facts HERE

    no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

    Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

    fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

    CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

    Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

    … How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

    It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

    It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

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  10. coffeeinmybeard:

memeterprise:

wrecked

Fucking burn

    coffeeinmybeard:

    memeterprise:

    wrecked

    Fucking burn

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